https://deadentertainment.com Nightly Horror News, Reviews, Trailers, and Much More en https://deadentertainment.com/2020/11/12/changing-technology-proving-a-challenge-for-aging-ghostface-killer/ The timeless adage about teaching old dogs new tricks has never been more applicable to the slasher than it is right now. Satire Thu, 12 Nov 2020 19:05:00 EST 2020/11/12/changing-technology-proving-a-challenge-for-aging-ghostface-killer https://deadentertainment.com/2020/11/05/self-proclaimed-mass-murderer-already-demanding-body-recount-after-reports-of-low-casualty-rate/ This disturbed psychopath isn’t convinced he only slayed five people. Satire Thu, 5 Nov 2020 21:15:00 EST 2020/11/05/self-proclaimed-mass-murderer-already-demanding-body-recount-after-reports-of-low-casualty-rate https://deadentertainment.com/2020/10/29/dracula-confirmed-to-supreme-court/ The controversial nominee officially secured a lifetime appointment to the nation's highest court, despite having minimal judicial experience. Satire Thu, 29 Oct 2020 20:45:00 EST 2020/10/29/dracula-confirmed-to-supreme-court https://deadentertainment.com/2020/10/22/masked-serial-killer-urges-victims-to-get-out-and-vote/ This is the most important election of our lifetime, regardless of which side of the political spectrum you might fall on. Satire Thu, 22 Oct 2020 18:00:00 EST 2020/10/22/masked-serial-killer-urges-victims-to-get-out-and-vote https://deadentertainment.com/2020/10/15/unmotivated-gamer-now-taking-donations-for-resident-evil-3-remake-he-wont-play-for-years/ The ultimate fate of Raccoon City rests on the perpetually procrastinating shoulders of this one poor fool. Satire Thu, 15 Oct 2020 19:25:00 EST 2020/10/15/unmotivated-gamer-now-taking-donations-for-resident-evil-3-remake-he-wont-play-for-years https://deadentertainment.com/2020/10/08/raccoon-city-mayor-feeling-great-after-testing-positive-downplays-severity-of-t-virus-outbreak/ Mayor Michael Warren was released from the hospital on Monday after undergoing an experimental treatment developed by Umbrella Corporation. Satire Thu, 8 Oct 2020 23:10:00 EST 2020/10/08/raccoon-city-mayor-feeling-great-after-testing-positive-downplays-severity-of-t-virus-outbreak https://deadentertainment.com/2020/10/01/the-investment-bankers-taxes-long-concealed-records-show-batemans-chronic-losses-and-years-of-tax-avoidance/ From extensive business card purchases to exquisite fine dining, the former Pierce & Pierce VP's tax records paint a troubling picture. Satire Thu, 1 Oct 2020 20:00:00 EST 2020/10/01/the-investment-bankers-taxes-long-concealed-records-show-batemans-chronic-losses-and-years-of-tax-avoidance https://deadentertainment.com/2020/09/24/sorry-folks-halloween-is-cancelled-because-wearing-a-mask-over-a-mask-would-look-stupid/ We really don't see any alternative but to skip Halloween at this time. It's just not going to work out for anybody's costume. Satire Thu, 24 Sep 2020 18:45:00 EST 2020/09/24/sorry-folks-halloween-is-cancelled-because-wearing-a-mask-over-a-mask-would-look-stupid https://deadentertainment.com/2020/09/17/bramford-tenant-insists-recent-wildfires-not-caused-by-gender-reveal-party-for-her-baby/ While Rosemary Woodhouse was filled with excitement to reveal a boy is on the way, others in her community were not happy with her big event. Satire Thu, 17 Sep 2020 20:00:00 EST 2020/09/17/bramford-tenant-insists-recent-wildfires-not-caused-by-gender-reveal-party-for-her-baby https://deadentertainment.com/2020/09/10/the-walking-deads-dog-to-headline-the-walking-dog-amcs-next-big-spinoff-series/ Following the forthcoming ending of the main series, the show’s beloved main star is finally getting a lengthy limited series of his own. Satire Thu, 10 Sep 2020 18:50:00 EST 2020/09/10/the-walking-deads-dog-to-headline-the-walking-dog-amcs-next-big-spinoff-series https://deadentertainment.com/2020/09/03/robocop-decommissioned-after-recent-shooting-sparks-public-outcry-over-police-violence/ In the wake of calls to reduce police funding in favor of community reforms, the law enforcement cyborg has been taken off the streets. Satire Thu, 3 Sep 2020 17:30:00 EST 2020/09/03/robocop-decommissioned-after-recent-shooting-sparks-public-outcry-over-police-violence https://deadentertainment.com/2020/08/27/grim-outlook-for-texas-chainsaw-massacre-reboot-directors-suspiciously-slashed-from-production/ What really happened on the set of this upcoming reboot and why are its filmmakers presumed missing? Satire Thu, 27 Aug 2020 18:25:00 EST 2020/08/27/grim-outlook-for-texas-chainsaw-massacre-reboot-directors-suspiciously-slashed-from-production https://deadentertainment.com/2020/08/20/customer-wearing-halloween-mask-unsure-what-the-problem-is/ This frustrated patron is following the rules about wearing a mask on premises, so what’s the big deal here? Satire Thu, 20 Aug 2020 18:45:00 EST 2020/08/20/customer-wearing-halloween-mask-unsure-what-the-problem-is https://deadentertainment.com/2020/08/13/masked-killer-against-wearing-masks/ When he's not out committing horrific murders, you better not ask this slasher to put a mask on. Satire Thu, 13 Aug 2020 18:50:00 EST 2020/08/13/masked-killer-against-wearing-masks https://deadentertainment.com/2020/08/06/area-bus-driver-insists-schools-reopen-on-time-this-year/ Reports indicate it is highly unlikely that any of these students will die from COVID-19 when they return to the classroom this fall. Satire Thu, 6 Aug 2020 18:35:00 EST 2020/08/06/area-bus-driver-insists-schools-reopen-on-time-this-year https://deadentertainment.com/2020/07/30/flattening-the-curve-texas-man-creating-homemade-face-masks-to-help-fight-pandemic/ If only more people went out of their way to help our country overcome these scary and difficult times. Satire Thu, 30 Jul 2020 18:40:00 EST 2020/07/30/flattening-the-curve-texas-man-creating-homemade-face-masks-to-help-fight-pandemic https://deadentertainment.com/2020/07/23/abandoned-vehicle-on-highway-probably-belongs-to-serial-killer/ What kind of madness is going on in this town? Satire Thu, 23 Jul 2020 18:35:00 EST 2020/07/23/abandoned-vehicle-on-highway-probably-belongs-to-serial-killer https://deadentertainment.com/2020/07/16/local-idiot-declares-dawn-of-the-dead-perfect-example-of-how-to-successfully-keep-politics-out-of-horror/ Why can't we just enjoy a movie without all of these partisan social themes constantly being shoved in our faces? Satire Thu, 16 Jul 2020 17:30:00 EST 2020/07/16/local-idiot-declares-dawn-of-the-dead-perfect-example-of-how-to-successfully-keep-politics-out-of-horror https://deadentertainment.com/2020/07/09/horror-site-owner-too-lazy-to-write-anything-during-vacation/ Our big cheese and editor-in-chief has decided to go fishing indefinitely. Satire Thu, 9 Jul 2020 17:10:00 EST 2020/07/09/horror-site-owner-too-lazy-to-write-anything-during-vacation https://deadentertainment.com/2020/07/02/horror-fans-rejoice-friday-the-13th-falls-on-halloween-christmas-and-the-4th-of-july-this-year/ Despite what the mainstream media wants you to believe, this is going to be a great year for horror. Satire Thu, 2 Jul 2020 17:00:00 EST 2020/07/02/horror-fans-rejoice-friday-the-13th-falls-on-halloween-christmas-and-the-4th-of-july-this-year